So I'm going to put holes in people. Slide pieces of silicone and/or plastic under their skin. Burn their flesh in pretty patterns with industrial medical machines. Of course it'll take some training, but I'd rather spend the rest of my life learning and helping an industry that appreciates me than trying to hide myself and getting bum-raped anyway.
Although at this point all I'm willing to do is ear-lobe piercings. I mean, I've never done anyone elses, but even an armature is better than using those filthy guns. I might take longer, but it'll heal right and not get infected by other peoples ear-meat